Batman And Superman: Merger
March 31, 2008
If this was me, I’d be kinda stoked because of the dual superhero names, but then the excitement will be killed the moment I realise having their names doesn’t equate to having flying skills, and that I should have chosen a shorter building to experiment my skills on. Dammit!
/edit/ WHY is everyone going to Taiwan except me?!?! I want to shop till my wallet’s a big empty hole, I want to eat good cheap food and I want to bloody meet Jay Chou on the streets and let him serenade me (HAHA I KID, I KID). I WANT TO GO TAIWAN DAMMIT. I AM BORED OUT OF MY MIND AT HOME BOOHOO. SIP IS DISGUSTING STEALING ALL MY FRIENDS OMG ACCCKKKK COME BACK AND KEEP ME COMPANY! Okay fuck, I need to go Taiwan. I need to go get a life.
Audi A4 Cabriolet
March 27, 2008
This is gonna be mine.
In like…156482 years. Maybe not that long, if I can convince my dad that Audi is the way to go. Screw the Ford, dad! 200 horsepower! And it looks way sweet especially in red with black leather and inlays. Its too heavy to play but driving this on the road with the top down would make up for all of it. Even if the wind in my hair is polluted.
I’ve been spending the past 2 days dreaming of this Audi and checking out other cars, and I haven’t even taken my BTT yet! Talk about counting your eggs before they hatch. But no worries, finally having something to study is making me pore over the BTT book like a studious mugger (minus the glasses, I’m a new age geek). I never thought this would come out of my mouth, but I miss studying so much. There’s something nice about being able to memorise when your headlights are supposed to be switched on and the differences between all the damned continuous and broken lines.
Dad says if I can start working and earn some money to contribute to the family income, he’ll get this car. HAH. Tricky little old man he is. But yes, I’m looking for a job since its the holidays. Lobangs, please let me know!
Brownies Aren’t Frownies
March 24, 2008
Hah! I’m not a total failure in the kitchen after all. Check these out!
Yeah they don’t look like perfect fudge brownies but its my first time and I think I did pretty good. At least…nothing caught fire! Brilliant. I didn’t burn my hands or any other part of my body, and nothing in the kitchen is broken or burnt. Achievement of the year! Now…just need to find someone to try them. Anybody?
Sentosuh Mentosuh
March 19, 2008
I will never in my life step foot in the kitchen again, ever. I was inspired by watching Jamie’s Chef, and since it made me hungry to watch, I tried to to cook ham and eggs for late night supper. But while frying the ham somehow it starting to smell like it was burning, and I kept looking at the ham and it looked perfectly fine, but next thing I knew, the newspaper I was using to cover the pan was on FUCKING FIRE. I was like WHADAFARK ZOMGX I’M GONNA DIE $*@)%#*! ARRRfuckGHH!!! And the worst thing is? Instead of dumping the newspaper in the basin I started waving it around like a maniac, thinking it would douse the flame. Like wtf what I thinking?!?! I swear if it wasn’t for my brother who told me to just leave the paper on the floor and extinguished it with water I would have already been burnt alive. (I know I know, it wasn’t a big enough fire to practically burn me alive, but it was enough to like, cause facial scarring y’know?)
I’m swearing off cooking for now. Damn, just when I was so totally into wanting to bake cupcakes and cookies for someone. Ugh. And my ham and eggs ended up looking like charcoal and…some brown-black carcinogen. I am so gonna get cancer from all the burnt food. Oh wait, I’m already going to get cancer from smoking, DAMN. Oh well, live fast die young! Life is short! Carpe diem!
/edit/ I just realised I don’t have an oven to bake with. Beyond brilliant. I shan’t ask anyone to lend me their kitchen because after this post, I guess no one would dare to offer for fear of their apartment being burned down. But if anyone would take the risk (and keep a fire extinguisher on hand) please let me know because I am in desperate need to bake cupcakes for someone’s burstday! Dank choo belly much and lub choo lawng tyme.
Mars Bars Are Full Of Sars
March 6, 2008
I anagrammed “germs kinda lame” out of boredom and severe insomniac syndrome, and I came up with these!
Managers Milked
Mamas Drink Glee
Karma Dingles Me
Karma Singled Me
Karma Singled Em
Madame Leg Rinks
Madman Glee Risk
I personally like Mamas Drink Glee the best, though Karma Singled Me comes close. Amazing things an internet anagram server can do for curing boredom, eh? Also, I am hell bent on getting a polaroid from the Spectra series, because they can do multiple exposures! How fucking cool is that?! But film costs a bomb, since it doesn’t utilise normal 600 films, and even if they do, prices for 600 film are skyrocketing because of Polaroid ceasing to manufacture any more film. Let’s just hope some other camera company takes up Polaroid’s offer of selling their technology. It would be too sad to say goodbye to such a unique photographic experience.
Sidenote: I’m starting to love Jay Chou. Yeah yeah I know, I used to be one of them watchamacallits who dissed chinese songs, but Jay Chou is good. People change. I guess its never too late for me to want to brush up on my Mandarin. China is gonna take over the world yo?! Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
OMG
March 4, 2008
I am dying from nicotine withdrawal. Fuck it, I’m going to the nearby 7-11 and getting a pint of B&J’s. Say goodbye to cigarettes, and hello to cookie dough!
The Change-Your-Life Time Of The Year
March 3, 2008
I am stuck here at 4am in the morning trying to figure out what qualitative research is, and how to go about carrying it out. Absolutely redundant, it is. I could just chuck it out the window like I did for most things in my life, but it’s time for change. Everything is starting to feel like an overplayed pop song on the fm, so I guess this is God’s way of bringing new “light” to my stagnant lifestyle. He sure does have a brilliant tack for things like this, don’t you think?
Another change to mention: I am quitting smoking as of Tuesday. Like, no-hidden-cigarettes-in-the-wallet, no-lighter-in-sight, no-bumping-ciggs-off-of-friends kind of quitting. It’s going to be one hell of a week, but the guy in Supersize Me said that if you get past the three day hump, you’re gonna be fine. Which I will, of course. How hard could it be?
Okay, who am I kidding, I can’t even get past 2 hours without a smoke, its going to be the worst three days of my life. But let’s not despair, this cranky-personified Germaine is going to be a healthier person by the end of the week! Though not necessarily less grumpy, but a whole lot healthier without the whole cigarette smoke aura around her. Keep your fingers crossed and don’t ask me for a light, I’ll scream and find a huge-ass one to light your hair with. No kidding.
